he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
When are your genitals available?
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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