im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
i just google imaged poop.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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