I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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