No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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