I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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