My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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