i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
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