Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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