help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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