You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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