Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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