she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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