I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
