Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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