They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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