On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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