He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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