Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
She said her name was "party"
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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