you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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