"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
