if i can run in heels then i can drive
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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