haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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