Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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