who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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