we have pet lesbian snakes
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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