Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Boobs speak an international language.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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