I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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