Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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