I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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