you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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