So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
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