Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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