if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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