Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
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