we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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