Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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