I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Do vagina's smell?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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