We're like a lot better than the average bears
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Dick very happy bro
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
