I accidentally burped into my bong.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
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