During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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