Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Me too!
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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