Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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