Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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