If that was your dad, he is hot
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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