It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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