I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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