Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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