You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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