I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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