my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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