I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
That accounts for only three of the penises
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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