Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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