theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
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