The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
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